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🔹We Know… You Wanted to See the Crazy Deals First (Not This Message) – But Hear Us Out!

💪 We get it—you came for the deals, not a speech. But real talk: We’re a family-owned business hustling to bring St. Louis the BEST furniture at the LOWEST prices. No big-box markups, no gimmicks—just fast delivery, flexible financing, and prices so good they make Crazy Johnny look sane!

Thanks for your patience—now let’s get you to those crazy deals you came for! 🚀

Consumer's Choice Table Lamps

Original price $75.15
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Original price $75.15
Current price $45.00
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Current price $45.00

Bandile Table Lamp

Ashley Furniture

At home in urban industrial or modern farmhouse settings, this seeded glass lamp illuminates a cool vibe in any space. The bronze-tone finish gives...

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Original price $75.15
Original price $75.15 - Original price $75.15
Original price $75.15
Current price $45.00
$45.00 - $45.00
Current price $45.00
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Original price $147.80
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Current price $88.50
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Wendfield Table Lamp

Ashley Furniture

Dome sweet dome. Shine a light on your love of all things contemporary with this table lamp. Its sleek antiqued copper-tone finish and bold, column...

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Original price $147.80
Original price $147.80 - Original price $147.80
Original price $147.80
Current price $88.50
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Current price $88.50
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Original price $285.57
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Original price $285.57
Current price $171.00
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Current price $171.00

Wendfield Floor Lamp

Ashley Furniture

Dome sweet dome. Shine a light on your love of all things contemporary with this striking floor lamp. Its sleek antiqued copper-tone finish and bol...

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Original price $285.57
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Original price $285.57
Current price $171.00
$171.00 - $171.00
Current price $171.00
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💥 Same-day pickup & delivery!

💳 No credit needed—EVERYONE qualifies!

🏠 High-quality furniture at real discount prices!

Don’t let these deals slip away. Check out our CRAZIEST markdowns before they’re gone! Please take a chance on St. Louis City's LAST local furniture store. This keeps your dollars in our local economy instead of big box companies' pockets! 😊